- A raptor of some kind taking a pigeon in mid-flight;
- A businessman shitting himself on the corner of Madison and Wacker;
- A bunch of guys pretending to be Elvis to raise money for cystic fibrosis;
- One human finger;
- More than twenty used condoms in the street;
- A young lady getting finger-banged on a tour boat;
- The largest pile of dog shit I had ever seen (you could’ve lost a toddler in it);
- More human excrement than I would ever care to see;
- Two people trying to push open a pull door immediately after watching someone fail in the attempt;
- A street performer falling in the middle of his dance routine;
- A huge stack of AOL Installer disks (I had forgotten those even existed!);
- A Hipster boy, while trying to rearrange his package in those insanely skinny jeans, tearing a huge hole in the crotch of said ridiculous fashion trend, spilling his fake junk onto the sidewalk (I think it was a pair of socks);
- A kid suffering splash damage from a horse taking a crap (he cried and cried and I laughed and laughed; seriously, Mom, what are you doing letting your kid get that close to a horse’s browneye?);
- A woman in a fur coat shouting “I HAVE MACE!” to no one in particular;
- Three rich white girls arguing about who was more “street;”
- Burned clothes surrounding the eternal flame in Daley Plaza.
What did you spot?
-Zeepdoggie
1 comment:
A young lady getting finger-banged on a tour boat;
I think I would have listed that one more than once.
Good Times.
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