Meme Me Me Me

Thanks to J.Pal for this idea.

• A - Available: For anything, so long as it doesn’t interfere with the 5-year plan.
• A - Age: 31.
• A - Annoyance: Any lack of consideration.
• B - Best feature: There are so many! I’m going to go with my modesty here. Yep, that good ol' modesty is what really shines from me.
• B - Beer: Last one I had was Bell Oberon. It was after two Macallan’s so it probably doesn’t count.
• B - Birthday: 052.
• C - Crush: Right now, too many to list.
• C - Car: None. I roll on an ’06 Specialized Allez Triple. She’s fast.
• C - Candy: Reese’s peanut butter cups. I would willingly choke to death on one.
• D - Day or night: Mostly day, but night’s all right.
• D - Dream Car: The new Batmobile (The Tumbler…)
• D - Dogs or Cat: Dogs. We have so much in common!
• E - Egg nog: I like girls who drink it.
• E - E-mail: Nude pics only.
• E - Eggs: My special scramble.
• F - Favorite color(s): Green and black. I’d have a cool flag!
• F - Favorite Band: 311, Johnny Cash and Fear Factory…don’t make me choose!
• F - Favorite food: Steak.
• G - Gummy Bears or Worms: Bears.
• G - Giver or taker: Usually a giver, mostly a sucker.
• G - Grades: Now: awesome. Then: let’s just say I heard too much about my “potential.”
• H - Hair Color: Browny-blondey-reddish.
• H - Height: 69”. How I love saying that!
• H - Happy: Never completely; but I have come very close.
• I - Ice Cream: New York Cherry.
• I - Instrument: Guitar.
• I - Idol: Musical: Tony Iommi; professional: Paul Noble; personal: that’s personal!
• J - Jewelry: I occasionally wear a pendant.
• J - Job: Putting the ‘stud’ in student! Work w/spoiled kids in a library, and retail.
• J - Jail: 10 days in Cook County.
• K - Kids: I hope to have some. Six would be ideal; a hockey team!
• K - Kickboxing or karate: Karate. I don’t want to be associated in any way w/Jean-Claude Van Damme.
• K - Kindergarten: Eberhart. South Side represent!
• L - Longest Car Ride: From Groton, CT to Chicago and back with a co-pilot who couldn’t drive at night, and I can’t sleep in a moving car.
• L - Lamest Inside Joke: “It was a Comanche.”
• L - Light or Dark: Beer; dark.
• M - Most missed person: Bob.
• M - Movie Last Watched: “Master and Commander.” I love that movie! Great books, too!
• M - Movie favorite: “Fight Club.” For every reason there is.
• N - Number of Siblings: Three brothers (one deceased), four sisters.
• N - Name: Surname: A German bastardization of a Dutch royal name. First: after a joke.
• N - Nicknames: Besides Zeepdoggie? “Watch it you asshole,” has become very popular since I got my new bike.
• O - One wish: For everyone to be happy for at least two hours a day, every day.
• O - One regret: A regret would mean that I did something that didn’t wind up being beneficial. Okay, here’s one: sometimes I regret getting divorced.
• O - Orange: Doesn’t rhyme with shit.
• P - Part of your appearance you like best: My smiles.
• P - Perfectionist?: Oh, hell yeah.
• P - Pearls or Diamonds: Silver.
• Q - Quick or Slow: Quick with a retort. Slow in figuring out when not to be quick with a retort.
• Q - Quick type something fast: stewardesses. Lefties rule!
• R - Reason to smile: When a baby smiles at you. Or when someone gets what they deserve. Farts.
• R - Reality TV Show: I don’t watch any reality TV. I like my entertainment provided by professionals.
• R - Rich: In this city, there can be only one, Highlander. Daley!
• S - Song Last Heard?: “Molossus” by Hans Zimmer.
• S - Season: In Chicago, the part just before it gets cold.
• S - Superhero: Batman. If you have to ask, then be ready for a four-hour diatribe.
• T - Time you woke up: Every day my eyes open at 0553, for the last four years.
• T - Time you went to bed: 2130. I was a bit under the weather yesterday.
• T - Time now: 2111.
• U - Unpredictable: Sometimes I don’t even know what I’m going to do next.
• U - Underwear: From May to September, I go commando.
• U - Uncle: Favorite? Jack. He’s a hillbilly and just awesome!
• V - Vegetables you hate: Okra.
• V - Vegetables you love: Broccoli.
• V - Vacation spot: Marseilles, IL. Dream spot: New Zealand.
• W - Worst habit: I sniffle like a cokehead. It drives me nuts!
• W - Weather: Cool to cold weather only, please. Summer sucks.
• W - Wash your hands: Quite often, since I have that whole OCD thing.
• X - X-rays: Shoot from my fingers!
• X - X-mas: A holiday I fear.
• Y - Year it is now: 2006.
• Y - Yellow: Fuck Coldplay!
• Y - Yahoo: Serious, a most underrated actor.
• Z - Zoo Animal: Gorillas. I like that they occasionally go nuts and rip their captors apart. That needs to happen more often in zoos, especially during school trips!
• Z - Zodiac Sign: Orion.
• Z - Zero: The greatest mathematical principle ever discovered.

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