21 September 2006

Ten Things To Not Do

Don't get hit by a car.

Don't read The Great Gatsby.

Don't operate the hand-sprayer-thingy on the sink.

Don't work where you're the only guy.

Don't waste a hard-on.

Don't put off grocery shopping for a month or more.

Don't drink alone.

Don't listen to "Simple Together."

Don't trust a fart.

Don't believe anything is what it says it is, or "supposed to be" (whatever that means), or what it looks/sounds/feels like, or that it can last in any way. The Pyramids are losing against time. Fuckin' Mona Lisa's falling apart...

-Zeepdoggie

3 comments:

Kitten said...

AMEN to the first two.

The others are up for debate, but that doesn't necessarily mean I disagree with you.

Zeepdoggie & GringO said...

I should amend that these are things I figured out this week, and that most likely have no real, long-term value, as I currently see it.

But I definitely suggest following #9. It really pays off to just sit down sometimes.

Josh Hawkins said...

You figured out not to drink alone this week? Sounds like there could be good story, well a good story for everyone but you, behind that one. Do spill.