Don't get hit by a car.
Don't read The Great Gatsby.
Don't operate the hand-sprayer-thingy on the sink.
Don't work where you're the only guy.
Don't waste a hard-on.
Don't put off grocery shopping for a month or more.
Don't drink alone.
Don't listen to "Simple Together."
Don't trust a fart.
Don't believe anything is what it says it is, or "supposed to be" (whatever that means), or what it looks/sounds/feels like, or that it can last in any way. The Pyramids are losing against time. Fuckin' Mona Lisa's falling apart...
-Zeepdoggie
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3 comments:
AMEN to the first two.
The others are up for debate, but that doesn't necessarily mean I disagree with you.
I should amend that these are things I figured out this week, and that most likely have no real, long-term value, as I currently see it.
But I definitely suggest following #9. It really pays off to just sit down sometimes.
You figured out not to drink alone this week? Sounds like there could be good story, well a good story for everyone but you, behind that one. Do spill.
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