07 November 2007

The Roulette Wheel of My Brain

Some of the thoughts I remember just before falling asleep last night:

I doubt the writer’s strike will affect “Smallville,” since it is written by retarded chimps kept on a perpetual high of marijuana and Pixie Stix, which as we all know are no longer afforded membership in the WGA unless they are working with, for, or are, Judd Apatow.


What’s funnier, a fart or a burp? I say a fart, until it is possible for people to shit themselves while burping.

The English word “army” has its root in a word similar to the German “Armen,” which means “the poor.”

Favorite “Futurama” quote I was able to sneak in while greeting in Hell: “If for any reason you're unhappy with our service, I hate you.”

The Blue Line, between Western and Austin stops, rocks and shakes like it’s being raped by Godzilla after a four-hour binge of Viagra and trucker speed.

-Zeepdoggie

3 comments:

Susie Q said...

farts are most definitely funnier, everything about them is funnier, even the word fart is way funnier than the word burp. it is just a fact.
:)

Zeepdoggie & GringO said...

Pharoah PineCone has spoken, and she is wise.

If Chloe and Lana were to kiss, the show would finally be worthy of my interest.

Anonymous said...

First, I have to agree with the bit about the Blue Line, but that's why I like it!

Second, let's show some love for the burp. No, you can't shit yourself, but there is the possibility of the ever-wonderous Vurp. And, try as you might, no one has ever farted the alphabet.

And I haven't paid attention to Smallville since they killed off Bo Duke.