Naughty Thoughts

After a long hiatus from thinking dirty, I recently had several epiphanies concerning my most favored of subjects.

I can think of a lot of good reasons to date a teacher; the first on my mind is the potential pillow talk.

• “The more you fool around, the longer we’ll be here.”
• “You’re not going anywhere until you finish your work!”
• “How does that make you feel?”
• “You’ll just have to keep doing that until you get it perfected.”
• “You’re behaving like an animal!”
• “You did a great job!”
• “Now, for extra credit…”

Well, it’s got to beat lawyers any day.

• “Were you injured in an accident?”
• “Prior bad acts are admissible in your case.”
• “Objection!”

A little FYI for the ladies & guys with a penchant to fellate: with a cock in your mouth, your dirty talk sounds like “aaaoowwww,” like you’re romancing a sexy puppy.

It’s a good thing I like pale skin, cuz if I didn’t then my masturbating in front of the mirror would be creepy.

-Zeepdoggie