21 August 2006

Granola Jesus Shakes

A friend brought up our co-worker D, and her amazing ability to work pretty much endlessly and tirelessly. I thought of this later.

Yes, D's energy levels are amazing. With anyone else I'd just write it off as a little tendency towards the anabolic steroids or cocaine. As it's D, it forces me to acknowledge the benefit of healthy eating and to ponder the restorative powers of Christ our Lord, D's diety of choice. Perhaps some top scientists from around the globe can figure out a way to extract these ingredients, and then sell a line of Jesus-flavored granola shakes. In a way, I'd be eating D, which I think I could live with. And yes, I know I am going to Hell.

::GringO::

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