04 August 2006

A Gringo says, "What?!"

A mental fart that whizzed by at work describing my new developing situation with the girly:

"Yeah, I'm involved with a new girl. She's a blind amputee. She was born blind, so that means nothing, really, but the amputee thing is farily fresh at two years. i like to rub oil on her nubbins (left arm, right leg) while making noises like a pigeon. She seems to like it..."

I hope you see that this makes more fun of me than her in my mind; that she must have some serious problems to get involved with me.

::GringO::

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